One third of British hip-hop trio N-dubz, and everyones favourite advert for short man syndrome, Dappy, has just released the sequel to the original "Tarzan Freestyle" video, entitled "Tarzan 2 (I'm coming)".
This latest freestyle from Dappy, which will be featured on his upcoming album "Bad Intentions", shows him taking shots at the likes Simon Cowell, Joe McElderry and everyone in between:
"Heard Simon Cowell thinks I’m a w***** and I’m getting on his t*** like cancer and I don’t wanna start mentioning names, where they all now they’re bankrupt.
Joe McElderry, oh what a stand-up. Alexandra pull your socks up, where your hits at? You ain’t no winner I feel bad cos your voice is amazing but your career’s getting raped by a mason."
Not only is Dappy using this freestyle as a platform to piss off the British music industry, he also does quite well at slipping in a few I-am-quite-literally-the-bollocks-esque lines:
"King of the jungle, hard as can be, I dare you to let your chick party with me/ I'm Tarzan and I'm hung like a tree" - (and those of you thinking "Yeah, a f*cking Bonzai tree mate", clearly haven't seen the Dappy nudes that went viral in 2011.)
Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say I cannot wait to see the repercussions of this.